WISE SAYINGS:
Do not walk behind me, for I
may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for
I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me alone.
The journey of a thousand miles
begins with a broken fan belt
or a leaky tire.
It's always darkest before dawn.
So, if you're going to steal
the neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Always remember you're unique
--
just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It may be that your sole purpose
in life
is simply to serve as a warning
to others.
If you lend someone $20,
and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.
Never underestimate the power
of stupid people in large groups.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Good judgment comes from bad
experience,
and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Duct tape is like the force.
It has a light side and a dark
side,
and it holds the universe together.
Tact is the ability to tell someone
to go to hell
and have him be happy
to be on his way.
I didn't say it was your fault.
I said I was going to blame
you.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Generally speaking,
you aren't learning much
when your mouth is moving.
Anything worth taking seriously
is worth making fun of.
Before you criticize someone,
you should walk a mile in their
shoes.
That way, when you criticize
them,
you're a mile away and,
you have their shoes.
Experience is something you don't
get
until just after you need it.
Don't be irreplaceable;
if you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted.
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