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Ohio Temperature Conversion Chart

60 above
South Carolinians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Ohio people sunbathe.

50 above
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Ohio people plant gardens.

40 above
Italian cars won't start.
Ohio people drive with the windows down.

32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Erie's water gets thicker.

20 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Ohio people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.

15 above
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Ohio people throw on a sweatshirt.

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Californians fly away to Mexico.
Ohio people lick the flagpole.

20 below
People in Miami cease to exist.
Ohio people get out their winter coats.

40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
Ohio's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Ohio's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes
until it gets cold enough.

80 below
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Ohio people rent some videos.

100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Ohio people get frustrated
when they can't thaw the keg.

297 below
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Ohio cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 below
ALL atomic motion stops.
Ohio people start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Browns win the Super Bowl.

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