10 Ways To Drive Your Karma & Curb Your Dogma
Swami Beyondananda's Guidelines for Enlightenment
1. Be a Fundamentalist - make sure the Fun
always comes before the mental.
Realize that life is a situation comedy
that will never be canceled.
A laugh track has been provided,
and the reason why we are put in
the material world is to get more material.
Have a good laughtsitive twice a day,
and that will insure regular hilarity.
2. Remember that each of us
has been given a special gift - just for
entering. So you are already a winner!
3. The most powerful tool on the planet today
is Tell-A-Vision.
That is where I tell a vision to you,
and you tell a vision to me.
That way, if we don't like the programming
we're getting, we can change the channel.
4. Life is like photography.
You use the negative to develop.
And, no matter what adversity you face, be reassured:
Of course God loves you,
He's (you're) just not ready to make a commitment.
5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts,
thought particles tend to get caught between the ears,
causing a condition called truth decay.
So be sure to use mental floss twice a day.
And when you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga,
remember what we teach in Swami's
Absurdiveness Training class:
"Don't get even, get odd."
6. If we want world peace,
we must let go of our attachments
and truly live like nomads.
That's where I no mad at you,
you no mad at me.
That way, there'll surely be no madness on the planet.
And peace begins with each of us.
A little peace here, a little peace there,
pretty soon all the pieces will fit together
to make one big peace everywhere.
7. I know great earth changes
have been predicted for the future,
so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes,
my advice is simple.
When you find a fault, just don't dwell on it.
8. There's no need to change the world.
All we have to do is toilet train the world,
and we'll never have to change it again.
9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe,
I have some bad news and some good news.
The bad news is - there is no key to the Universe.
The good news is - it has been left unlocked.
10. Finally, everything I have told you is channeled.
That way, if you don't like it, it's not my fault.
And remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy.
So you don't have to go through channels.
Halla Gudrun Mixa
from Iceland
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